i was born one hundred thousand years old
old tumblr used to be really weird. iirc there was one point where there were not text posts. only images. lots of aesthetic bloggers but who were a lot better at their job then because they couldn’t open their ugly mouths
i realized at a pretty young age that the war between apple and microsoft is an entirely manufactured one that results in very little actual difference of opinion, as both companies have track records that show horrible malpractice, both companies release crap goods for incompetent users, and the faux rivalry they have serves no other purpose than making dumb fuck Tech Nerds double down on their favorite brand name even harder than before. i realized this around 6th grade, because in 2005, it was very in-vouge to make fun of apple stans. i stopped doing this because many of my friends were apple users and i couldn’t ruin every friendship i had with some reddit-level condescending comment about how their operating system is the fischer price playskool playset blah blah blah. that all changes today. i was right all along. i was able to avoid being nasty for no reason for most of my life, but now that i am forced into using one of these every single day, fuck that, fuck all that. Think Differently.
i want to make an addendum to this post to clarify that microsoft is in fact, the most evil of these two companies, by maybe a few hundred times over
microsoft thought up the idea that they can fabricate bunk error and incompatibility messages on a competitor’s software running on a MS machine so that the average user ends up feeling confused and uncertain enough to buy MS’s own version of it
Anonymous asked: kremlin was it you who made that thing that got you in trouble with, like, the FBI, because it just fucked up any wifi enabled device in range? iirc there was a fishing pole involved? i want to know more about that thing.
yeah that was me. i did not get in trouble with anybody though