the wisdom business | 30
Anonymous asked:
what is your deal? how am I to understand you? I like to understand people
young retired playboy jack of all trades man about town. a type of bisexual i like to call “internet gay”. i do computer work only when it’s difficult
So you wanna be a master of business administration huh??
Well kid i don’t blame u. who doesn’t want to be?? much like the president everyone wants to be mba because we make the most money, are the hottest and coolest careers out of all of them. By a LOT. But it is not so simple you see………much like the USA president there can only be a few MBA so your Competition (vocab words are slanted like this remember). That means instead of being the best guy in your school you gotta be the best guy at business in the WHOLE state minimum! because, if u r not then the guy that beat u will (thus taking your spot). He is your Competitions in this scenario.
in the course of this document i will provide to u some knowledge on how to become a mba as well as some tips and tricks and even some insider baseball (secrets!!!). Much like the navy seals who killed osama bin laden we are an elite group and most folks will not even be able to understand this shit even if they try really hard. to them i say…
“Such is life; thems the breaks” - anonymous scholar.
What earns our right to be the baddest mothertufkers, richest pimps, and straight up the most gangster ballers out there? It’s simple dumbass
rule #1 : It Is Because We Work The Hardest Out Of Everyone Every Time Wvery Case And If We Didn’t We Wouldny Make The Most Money!! this shit is sooooo simple it is literally 1+1 but the avg joe is still stumped by it. It is not a matter of debate but is a matter of math. It u can argue that 1 + 1 equals 4 then u can disprove it. U can’t. It’s because…
“The universe is made of atoms and physics (math) which don’t care about xir’s feelings” - carl sagan
Stay tuned for part 2 coming soon and please ignore if some parts of this article look fucked up or wrong i got my airheaded piece of shit stepdaughter to transform it to online blog instead of normal shit for real human beings (word doc .docx) and not zoomers.
whoever one day decided it was now “ok” to allow “username changes” needs to walk into the ocean
personally I think username changes shd be mandatory and happen minimum 4 times a year. just to keep users on their toes
no..
Auughhv yeeaap I mean there is a reason I get paid the big bucks. Much like a heart surgeon or astronaut it takes many year of the most complicated study and qualification to be a Master of administering a business which means to be the boss. A master degree is one step better than a college degree btw which most people have btw. Are you going to eat those crayons…?
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u already know what it is
