kremlin_t

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

What is the funniest number?

100

3

999

9

20

Show results

Hello, please help me conduct real scientific research for a journal paper I intend to publish in “Nature”. You can tell this is a serious scientific experiment as there is a “Show results” options (very important due to statistics, which is a type of scientifical math).

Staff – Please expand the number of possible poll choices to accommodate more numbers.

DO NOT ASK TO ADD OTHER NUMBERS! You don’t know what you’re talking about. It’s frankly insulting to me and embarrassing to you.

having flashbacks of looking at another bsd devs screen years ago at a hackathon during our libssl rewrite after…whatever that horrible libssl vuln was..

literally not even recognizable as C at first. they created their own weird byzantine convoluted sludge language with preprocessor macros and, my god, after closer inspection the sins they committed were unspeakable. we aren’t talking like #IFNDEF level shenanigans. every preprocessor sin committed at every level severity and in every combination possible. a permutation-complete reference work on how to go to hell.

it would be like building the wallet and grommace bed/breakfast contraption in real life, and then trying it for the first time, dislocating several vertebrae from the bed spring, breaking both legs falling through the floor, hitting your forehead on the table & concussing you, and then getting blasted with superheated porridge that has also started a fire. you yell “help me grommit!!” but it is a normal real life dog.